Sunday, 9 March 2014

AROUND BUENOS AIRES

27th Feb - 2nd Mar 2014

View over Buenos Aires to the north-west from the Torres de los Ingleses. River Plate to the right.

Several of us wedding guests were accommodated in a pleasant little hostelry, L'Hotel Palermo, in the Palermo district in the north-west of the city. A very smart area with lots of decent bars, restaurants and clubs of one sort or another including 'tango' clubs known as 'milongas'. I went to one, the Canning Salon, twice actually (it features on YouTube) because it was amusing to watch the locals, some quite elderly, strutting their stuff and they put on a display by professionals at 2.00am and hourly after that One really has to get used to the fact that the locals' social life starts very late. I met a lovely girl called Innuenda, or some such, who offered lessons....genuine lessons that is, but sadly only on Tues and Thurs and I would be away by then. I may be back. As you are no doubt aware the tango originated in Argentina, and they certainly play on it.

Left: Here, drawn on the pavement in Palermo, are some basic steps. I gave it a try (solo) but only succeeded in falling over. It's a subtle dance and requires considerable practice with a partner who knows what they are doing.











Right: People who know what they are doing do it on the street, for commercial reasons of some sort.
















.....while others just like to hide behind cardboard cut-outs.


















.....even those old enough to know better. I believe this couple (right) are more at home with Scottish reels.

A walk around La Boca was quite interesting. La Boca is the port area in the south-east of the city and the home of Boca Juniors fútbol club. Fútbol is a bit of an obsession here. The port area is a very lively, jolly and touristy place by day with many quaint cafes and bars and  but I suspect it is somewhat dodgy by night.









There were several cars in less than perfect condition parked on the roadside. I don't think we would have got very far in this one (left) as it only had two wheels. Perhaps the others had been removed for security reasons.








Whereas this feisty little number (right) was for sale. It didn't indicate how much for and it was tempting to ask for a test drive, but we couldn't find the owner. Unfortunately it only had one seat, the driver's, inside.











Left: I think this is a model of Mr Lionel Messi, a famous Argentine fútbol player, to whom one of my companions took a fancy. Just as well he couldn't run away.
















Right: Another famous Argentinian, later to team up with Mr Fidel Castro, was Señor Ernesto 'Ché' Guevara. He was born in Buenos Aires. He is seen here teaming up with another of my fellow walkers, a well known revolutionary from north of the border.













After a few refuelling stops and a pleasant lunch on the riverside we recced the bus station in Retiro district near the Torres de los Ingleses (left). This 200' tower was a donation by the city's British community in 1916. The British had built and controlled the country's railway system at this time. The railways have become a bit of a shambles since then, even worse than the ones in Britain.

At some point we took a taxi. Taxis in any country are my 'béte noir'. I had, fortuitously, been well briefed on the subject by a charming German lady law student on the bus on my way into the city from the airport. She explained that there are two types of taxi here; radio controlled 'legit' ones, and bandits. They are all coloured black and yellow. The 'legit' ones have 'radio controlled' and a telephone number written on the side with an illuminated taxi sign on the roof and charge standard prices. The bandits have fast running meters or charge an exorbitant fixed price. Taxis are licenced to carry a max of 4 pax, and the police enforce this. The bandit taxis are sometimes prepared to take 5 pax. There were 5 of us and we duly took a bandit (right). OK, we were ripped off but the cost was still less than if we had hired two 'legit' ones. Swings and roundabouts. Olé!

On to the Recoleta cemetery. This is an extraordinary place with a maze of narrow alleyways between thousands of elaborate and often eccentrically built tombs (left). They are all designed, at presumably huge cost, in the style favoured by the occupants' families and house the remains of wealthy or important ex-people. The one we came to see was that of Señora Maria Eva Duarte de Perón, the lady married to the late President Juan Perón, and who died of cancer at the age of 33 in 1952. She was the illegitimate child of a wealthy rancher, Juan Duarte, and was an ex-model and B-movie actress. You probably know all about her and the fact that she became an iconic figure in Argentina as a sort of feminist/socialist rabble rouser. Her natural hair colour was black, but she permanently dyed it blonde and she inspired the amusing Lloyd-Webber musical 'Evita'. 'Don't Cry for Me Argentina' and all that stuff with Julie Covington playing Evita and David Essex as Ché Guevara.


Her body was initially embalmed and was then whizzed all over the place, being damaged in the process (squashed face, lost left foot I'm told) and even stolen at one point, before being returned to Argentina and entombed here in the Duarte family tomb. Apparently she is securely, due to the fact that she had a tendency to play truant as a stiff, buried two levels down and beneath all the other Duartes inspiring the song; 'You Can't Nick Me I'm Underneath Ya'.











Left: Another view of one of the 'tomb alleys'. Easy to get lost in this maze and if so after the gates close at night it might be necessary to bunk down next to the nearest available coffin, with hot and cold running ghouls. Probably rudely woken in the morning by some chap with a brush who prods you and sings 'Don't Blame Me I'm Just the Cleana'.




Right: This is the balcony of a house in La Boca which features an Evita addressing her faithful. She is in yellow and blue which, coincidently, are the colours of the Boca Juniors fútbol team.











On we marched (no more bandit taxis) to the Plaza de Mayo at the end of which is the Casa Rosada (Pink House). I remember this featured in the musical. It was from the balcony of which Eva Perón spoke (or sang in the case of Julie Covington) to inspire her devotees. This is the Office and Official Residence (although she doesn't live here) of the President, an Evita type called Christina Kirchner whom, I was informed, is sinking the country into even more serious debt. Sounds like she is a Gordon Brown in drag. Talking of which it is a permanent task here to get a good rate of exchange for your dollar. The official rate is, right now, about 7.70 pesos to the $. You can get, on the 'blue' market anything up to 12 pesos, or more. I am not an economist but something seems to be a bit wrong here. I was advised to come with US$ to change at a good rate and avoid using ATMs or credit cards. So far so good. I only hope nobody nicks my dollars.


Right: The obelisk in the Plaza de la Republica in the city centre which, I think, is to commemorate the independence of Argentina from Spain signed on the 9th July 1816 (in Tucumán...just about the only thing Tucumán is famous for, apart from sugar). The 9th of July is commemorated in all towns and cities in Argentina in the form of monuments, street names, plazas and, just near hear, a Metro station.












The Metro (Underground) rail system (left) in this city is simple, efficient and cheap. It costs a mere 3.5 pesos (about 20p) for any one underground visit of whatever distance. On Sundays, as I discovered, some of the station ticket offices are unmanned and one can just walk in free with no check out at the other end. Also none of the pestilential, bossy and pointless 'announcements' that anger me so much on the London system. It reminds me, and forgive the rant, of the loud irritating platform announcements on London Underground insisting we 'use all avylable doors' to board the train. I tried this once. I managed to use 5 doors before they all closed leaving me stranded on the platform. What is wrong with using only one door, I ask myself? The people who think up these ridiculous and unnecessary, indeed counter-productive, bits of gobbledegook 'advice' should be put in a lunatic asylum. I could rant on and on about silly transport 'announcements' which merely serve to disturb the peace, but will desist. Temporarily.

Another trip downtown took us to the San Telmo district and it's famous street market. There are lots of useful, and useless, and amusing things on sale over a large area of streets and arcades. Guitar musicians, some amazingly good, and other entertainers provide a welcome diversion. I bought a colourful leather belt which, at the time of writing, is still in one piece. We had a decent and healthy lunch in a local café followed by a long wander (watching carefully for pickpockets using our self invented 'anti-pickpocket' drills). 
Right: This noisy tank-like vehicle pulled up next to our café. It was a mobile second-hand bookshop! The books were stacked around it like Chobham armour!
I mentioned 'anti pick-pocket' drills. These were inspired by an incident which occurred to a friend of mine just the day before the wedding. He is one of the guys, a Lt. General as it happens, who bravely rode over the Andes. He, in company with two others, all three large and strong blokes, were walking along a main city centre street in full daylight when he felt an arm gently embrace him from behind. He thought it was someone he knew greeting him in 'laddish' fashion but before he could react, and with his arms firmly but gently pinioned, his rather valuable Rolex watch which he had owned for 30 years was expertly and fast as lightening stripped from his wrist. The thief was onto a nearby motorbike driven by a colleague and off into the traffic in a flash. It all happened so quickly and expertly and, one has to admit, painlessly! They were just left standing gaping at the departing bike, even if one of them had the wits to throw, in futile frustration, a rock at the departing robbers. These street thieves are experts and have obviously been well trained at night-school in the dark arts of tourist watch and wallet removal. It was a salutary warning for the rest of us. Prenez guarde, as they say somewhere, and hide your valuables carefully.

A statue at the entrance to the polo ground. Rather a good one, I thought. 












Right: I forgot to include this in my previous visit to watch the polo; one of the many official photographers present. It must be incredibly difficult to get a good action pic of polo in play due to the fast and unpredictable movement of the game, but this chap is not taking any chances with the length of his lens. There again, as we all know, it's not the size that counts but the way you use it.






Left: The grand entrance to the Buenos Aires racecourse opposite the main road bordering the polo ground. I had to wander inside. There was no racing today and I snuck up into the stands unchallenged.










OK; it was a functional and well kept dirt-track but the place looked pretty immaculate.

Right: The finishing post.











Left: The view from the luxurious Members stand and restaurant. It was shortly after I took this photo that I was politely ejected by a security guard. Yes, he was very polite as indeed I have found all of the staff and functionaries we have so far dealt with. The hotel staff have been immensely kind and helpful; nothing is too much bother. They are all Argentinian (no foreigners with alien attitudes, if you get my gist) and all seem intensely keen to make us Brits feel welcome. It is a refreshing change from some parts of YouKay.



Right: Nearly forgot it; this is the Buenos Aires City Post Office. What a magnificent building! I remember equally great architecture with the post offices in such diverse places  as Mexico City and Ho Chi Minh City. Why do the post offices in UK resemble scruffy Nissan huts manned by refugees?

There is much much more to be seen in this beautiful city of Buenos Aires. I haven't even started on the fascinating buildings, museums, monuments and sculptures in and around the many parks in the city. I might get back to do a bit more here if I have time. The place, and the people, have so far impressed me immensely. It seems a very welcoming and, on the whole, a (relatively) safe, smart, clean and hassle-free place with a most civilised attitude. It is also comparatively cheap, if you can get a good rate of exchange, even though you might  lose a watch from time to time if you're not careful!

Next stop is to be up in the north-west at the town of Jujuy ( pronounced, with relish, Hoo Hooey )

Hasta luego amigos.............

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

BUENOS AIRES AND THE WEDDING

26th Feb - 1st Mar 2014



Cattle class with Air Europa from Gatwick via Madrid to Buenos Aires ( without wheelchair ) was as good, or bad, as expected. Just be warned, Madrid Barajos airport is entirely awful. We arrived there at about 9.00pm, local time, for a 2 hour turn-round. I totally failed to blag my way into the VIP lounge because there were no people around to distract the guardians on the door and my plea to be let in to meet an 'important' friend fell on deaf ears. The departures concourse features an enormous duty-free shop, a McDonald's at one end and a Starbuck's cafe at the other. No bar or civilised restaurant. It was a tedious wait with a miserable cup of coffee. Anyway, after a 13 hour flight ( against the wind? ) scrunched up in a totally full tourist class cabin ( the business class had precisely 3 occupants ), we arrived at BA at 9.15am.

Due to a packed social programme involving much entertainment and alcohol I managed to write bugger all in BA. On reaching Jujue and Purmamarca up in the north-west thereafter the internet connection has proved unworkable. Hoping for better luck on getting down to Salta.

Now in Salta and internet restored. 

First off, The Wedding Festivities in BA. It was an epic and debauched four day hooley of utterly magnificent proportions. Enormous generosity coupled with extraordinary logistic and administrative expertise was displayed by our hosts to ensure we all, and there was a lot of us, had a marvellous time despite one's state of inebriation. For those unfamiliar with the occasion, this was a wedding between the son of an ex-army friend of mine and the beautiful daughter of an Argentinian, or is it Argentine, lawyer. 

The entertainments consisted as following: 
Day 1. Dinner for 30 in a smart Buenos Aires restaurant followed by a Tango session at a 'milonga', a tango venue. Those who dared to dance, I certainly didn't, suitably embarrassed themselves but probably amused the locals. Some of the smarter stayed late ( as voyeurs ) when spectacular 'professional' displays were laid on. It was quickly apparent that social life in Argentina starts when most in our part of the world are going to bed.
Day 2. Bus and boat journey to an island for a sumptuous lunch/BBQ preceded by dangerous cocktails, on the Parana River. I never did work out where it was. I think on a tributary of the river Plate somewhere to the northwest of BA, but who cares.
Day 3. The Wedding itself in a cathedral or convent ( Convento de Santa Catalina ) in central BA. Great service which ran on amusing and somewhat informal lines. There was a small orchestra and good old fashioned ( British ) hymns. We were told that it is traditional for the bride to arrive about 30 mins late. We were seated for an hour before she made her appearance! Great opportunity for much chat amongst many mates whom I hadn't seen for a long time; two of whom had crossed the Andes from Chile on horseback and mule to get there. Most of the service, which only lasted about half-an-hour, was conducted standing up. I suspect our valiant saddle-sore Andes crossers appreciated that. This was followed by a champagne reception in the cathedral garden. Unlike most British receptions, the flow of champagne increased as the day wore on. There were four of us left standing at the end with seemingly endless trays of champagne still to be drunk. I claimed the honour of being the last person to leave. I might have regretted it later.
Following this was another sumptuous dinner and dance at a palatial venue, the Sans Souci, in San Isidro. Buses were laid on to get us there. Again, I really can't remember where it is/was. Orientation during this series of bacchanalian feasts was difficult. Suffice to say that after copious pre-dinner drinks and hors d'ouevres in the gardens we sat down to a delicious dinner, plus speeches, followed by 'dancing'. By this stage I really wasn't interested in, or capable of, dancing. Many were. I believe this party went on until 6.00am with lots of carnival style amusement which, by force of circumstance, I missed.
Day 4. After a morning touring the town most of us met up at the Buenos Aires Polo Ground. They take their polo seriously here and the ground was immaculately manicured with large spectator stands. The two matches we watched were not in the Premier League, but they still had 7 and 8 goal handicapped players in action. They were good and swiped the ball with amazing power and accuracy. Reminded me of the days when our Regimental players swiped at the ball, normally missed it and frequently fell off in the process.
And it wasn't over yet! The bride's father hosted a farewell drinks party at his house later that day. Quite an incredible celebration and test of stamina. It has set the bar rather high for any future events I fear. Also, fortunately, and after some very dismal rainy weather previously, we were blessed with sun and blue skies throughout.

I will add words to this later but in the meanwhile here is a sequence of rather poor, due to a shaky hand, photos of the various events. I won't mention any names. You either know them or you don't. Those with a 15/19H background might recognise a few, despite one having not shaved for a few weeks ( there was a reason for it I was told ).

Above and right: Gathering at the river port at San Isidro prior to the boat trip up the river Parana to the island BBQ lunch.
Left: This is only day 2 and it is apparent that the festivities are already taking their toll.













The party boarded two long river-boats for the 1.5 hour trip upstream. I suppose their must have been about150 of us altogether. I didn't count.












It looked as if the banks of the Parana were popular locations for weekend and holiday homes. We passed several rather opulent examples.





Left: The beach on the BBQ island. Despite being encouraged to bring swimmies and towel I didn't see anyone going for a swim. Too much food and drink for any of that nonsense.
Right and below: Enormous sets of BBQs with a vast array of various meats ( esp. beef for which the Argentines are famous ) and, out of shot, a bar serving copious quantities of two kinds of local cocktail to, and this is an understatement, kick proceedings off. They were remarkably potent and would probably be outlawed on 'elf 'n' safety grounds in YouKay. Can't remember what they were called, indeed after just drinking one (large) one I'm surprised  I can remember much at all. 



Left: Another part of the impressive BBQ arrangement.















This was a rather posh 'sit-down' BBQ where we were served delicious food and copious quantities of wine by a most efficient team of camareros, and camareras.

Only been here a couple of days and my intended resolution not to eat and drink too much has already been shot to hell.

The groom in relaxed pre-wedding mode.
More 'revellers'. The father of the groom centre. He features quite a lot in these photos, and why not! Possibly by coincidence, today was also his birthday.
The chap in the dashing green shorts is none other than the redoubtable gent who had the unfortunate incident with the Zimbabwean elephant. The story features previously somewhere on my 'On Safari' in Zambia ramblings if you are interested.
Fortunately no elephants here and even more fortunately he didn't choose to do a re-enactment.
The sister of the groom, on the right.
Left: The father of the groom delivering an impassioned address after just managing to blow out the candles on his cake. There were only two of them and he still needed a bit of help. I'm surprised there wasn't an explosion.
















Left: For 15/19H viewers, it was great to see this beautiful and amusing lady again.












Left: The father of the bride (left) in earnest conversation with the father of the groom. Perhaps they were discussing the bill.















The journey back to port at San Isidro (right) took considerably less time than going out. I suppose we were travelling downstream. We arrived back at dusk and there were no reports of anyone missing or falling overboard en-route.








The wedding service the next day. This gent had flown out from England with his top hat. I was curious to know how he had got it out undamaged. I learnt a useful travel tip here. He had carried it hand-baggage, in it's box, and had packed inside it all the little things, like plug adaptors, electrical goods, socks etc. that he might otherwise have lost. A  top hat is therefore a useful storage item. Must remember to bring mine next time.





This chap, with the stripy tie, together with the half hidden grey haired old geyser, centre rear, had crossed the Andes into Chile and back again on horse and mule to arrive the day before the wedding. They had, apparently, followed in the footsteps of General San Martin. An extraordinarily dangerous and stamina sapping trip I should imagine. They were carrying their 'saddle-sores' remarkably stoically.
I hope we shall read more of their adventure.

Left: Various characters in the standing-room only section.
Right: The bride with her father.
Left: At the altar. There were several amusing little speeches given by friends of the bride and groom giving lots of 'useful' advice on being married. The vows read out by the bride and groom were made up by themselves and provided a refreshing, and rather more explicit, alternative to the formal versions.
Right: Bride and Groom. He had smartened himself up a bit since the day before and didn't even look hung-over.
Left: The mother of the groom.

The party that evening was a fantastic affair in, and around, the Sans Souci palace.
It started off with a vast array of drinks and hors d'oeuvres in the flood-lit gardens.








...followed by a gargantuan feast in two full dining rooms, plus the speeches of course.













There followed much dancing which started off with some gentle music but swiftly descended into what I believe is called 'head banging' stuff which was extremely loud and fuelled by more copious and lethal cocktails.
I chickened out at 3.00am when the first bus left to return us to our hotel but the show went on until about 6.00am. Later entertainment featured a carnival theme and an extravagant breakfast amid dry ice smoke, I gather.





Right and below: Several of the survivors met up again the next day to watch polo at the magnificent Buenos Aires polo grounds. I'm not sure how this venue compares with Smith's Lawn but I imagine, looking at the immaculately manicured pitches, large stands and refreshment facilities here, it is superior.








Left: The father of the groom used to play polo and was also an umpire, so he knows the rules. Not sure what his handicap was. Probably, like the rest of us, a lack of cash.





Although not matches in the Premier League that day, we witnessed some very skilful action with up to 7 and 8 goal handicapped players.












After the polo there was another drinks party at the bride's parents' house out at San Isidro.

I can honestly say that I have never imagined, let alone attended, such an amazing series of wedding celebrations. It was all so efficiently organised and even the most inebriated managed to get from one place to the next on time due to transport being laid on. I do hope our incredibly generous and welcoming hosts make a full recovery, both physical and financial, in due course.



Right: A pre-wedding assembly of some of the principle characters (less bride and groom).









As explained earlier, for various reasons, this blog is going to take a long time to catch up. My constitution has taken a bit of a battering.
Next on the agenda is a review on wanderings around Buenos Aires.
Avante avante!!