20th - 22nd Apr 2026
Preparing for this trip via Delhi one has to complete and submit within 4 weeks of arrival, on-line, a request for a months' Indian E-visa, which I did 4 weeks before. What an appallingly tedious, and long form that is requesting all sorts of information including such vital information as 'your mother's place of birth'! I hadn't a clue. Any mention of visiting or any of your contacts having any connection with Pakistan would have got you a refusal. It took several failed attempts and most of an afternoon before my application was eventually accepted...and then you have to wait, indefinitely, for confirmation and issue of the E-visa. I waited over 2 weeks for this and was beginning to panic. There was, of course, nobody to speak to. It did arrive with 5 days to spare. Then another 'on-line' form to complete within 72 hours for an E-arrival card. What a bureaucratic hassle.
I left the scrum at London Heathrow at 7.00pm on the 20th April for the BA 8 hour flight initially to Delhi. We arrived at 8.00am local time. I had a semi-overnight stay before the Bhutanese Drukair (Druk is the Bhutanese word for Dragon) flight to Paro left at 04.45am! the next morning.
I had given myself a lot of time, too much in fact, to get back by taxi to the airport. Delhi airport is one of the largest in the world with few facilities before you can get into departures. In fact they won't even let you into the terminal building until 4 hours (I had to wait outside for an hour) before your flight and then there was a long delay in a queue before being able to check-in hold baggage 2 hours before the flight with a multitude of 'disclaimer' forms to fill in. More Indian bureaucracy. Eventually into 'departures', or rather another vast shopping mall which account for most of the space in all international airports nowadays.
I am now going to bore you with a long, but to me relevant, story concerning smoking. I used to smoke cigarettes (not many I hasten to add) until 15 years ago when I lived in a small flat in London. One day my CD player packed up. I knew a helpful local Indian electrician, Viraj, who repaired such things. I took it to him and he rang me two days later to tell me he had fixed it. He then asked me "Mr Matt, do you smoke?". I replied "yes, what's that got to do with it Viraj?". He said "Ah, that explains, the lens in your CD player was covered in tar from cigarette smoke and I have replaced it". I then went around my flat and wiped glass surfaces with a kitchen towel and found they were all covered in greasy black/orange tar. My television picture improved as a result. I realised that this tar would also be embedded in all the carpets, curtains and chair covers and, most significantly, in my lungs! I gave up smoking there and then, all thanks to Viraj, but I missed the relaxation of having a cigarette to puff in the evenings. I then, about five years later, discovered e-cigarettes and 'vaping'. I became, after trying many vape flavours, rather addicted to them and they certainly provided a suitable and seemingly harmless replacement. They, as the word implies, produce vapour (not smoke), which contains no residue (ie. solids such as tar) nor lasting odour. They certainly don't cause me to cough up in the morning or have any ill effects other than, I suppose, an addiction to nicotine. I have been travelling the world with my 'vapes' without any problem and they have passed through airport X-ray machines such as in Heathrow without comment. Until now! After passing through the passport check-out there was the normal cabin baggage X-ray check. I had much electrical stuff in my shoulder bag. The very hostile looking and scowling man on the X-ray machine (indeed all the officials at this airport looked hostile and unwelcoming) made me empty my bag and said "you have e-cigarette". I said yes. "Not allowed" he snapped. I tried to explain that I was leaving India now (technically I had already been stamped out) and had been allowed in with it. "Not allowed" he repeated, and before I had the chance to say anything more he grabbed the e-cigarette and just threw it into a bin. I was rather pissed-off to say the least. I subsequently gathered that one of my fellow tourists had the same experience.
OK, but why are e-cigs 'not allowed', I pondered, when cigarettes are not only allowed but were on sale in multiple shops in the departure area shopping mall. The excuse that they encourage children to buy vapes and become nicotine addicts does not wash with me. They should prohibit children under the age of 18 buying vapes, as with cigarettes (and children still manage to get hold of cigarettes). Some mention that the batteries could catch fire in the aircraft. I have never heard of an e-ciggy bursting into flames. Could there be a financial reason?
Right: Not only that, but the ultimate hypocrisy was that at every departure gate there was a well used 'Smoking Room'!
I remain baffled.








