Thursday, 17 November 2011

KUALA LUMPUR- MALAYSIA

10th - 11th Nov 2011

Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur.

Train from Woodlands check-point on the north tip of Singapore to KL, 2nd Class. Surprisingly cheap ( £12 ) for a 6 hour journey including a 50% discount, without being asked ( I must be looking old ), for those over 60. Even 1st class would only have cost S$50 ( about £25 ), but that was full up. The Malaysian KTMB train ( 2nd Class ) was fairly basic and had probably seen better days, but had good air-con and comfortable enough seats.  A little old lady wandered through the carriages selling what turned out to be rather tasty meat and potato ‘pasties’ of some sort and plastic bags of fruit, and there was a buffet car. There were absolutely no tiresome and irritating announcements which was like a breath of fresh air and, incredible though it might seem to Oz ( and Brit ) train management, we all survived more than happily despite the fact that most of the outside doors between carriages were left wide open. I did not notice any plummeting passengers. Left to their own devices most human beings, believe it or not, are quite adept at looking after themselves.




Left: A door open to the elements while on the move. Most of them were. It provided a pleasant breeze. I didn't see, or hear, anyone fall out, and certainly nobody was complaining.








A minor station. Pletfum No. 2


Lots of stops at minor station stops and into KL at 1530hrs. There were two things immediately apparent about this place. Firstly, everyone I spoke to was extremely charming, polite and helpful; all delightfully smiley. Secondly, the whole place seemed a mass of confusion. The city transit system consisting of several unconnected and differently named metro style train lines, including a mono-rail, plus buses was, to a novice, almost impossible to fathom. This was compounded by severely disfunctional signage. In fact the whole city is a ramshackle hotchpotch of architecture. It is a fusion of high-rise, traditional Muslim, Chinese, Indian and kampong which is the result of scant urban planning; it has just ‘happened’. Tourist maps are confusing and different maps showed somewhat different city layouts. This, combined with few signs pointing the way to the major tourist attractions, resulted in little groups of tourists huddled at street corners consulting several maps and scratching their heads. I bumped into a couple from Bournemouth who were clearly at an entirely different place to where I thought I was. We parted not much the wiser, except to agree we were lost. It makes for interesting and quite a lot of wandering ( and wondering ).








Left: The main square, Merdeka Square, in the city. If there is a city centre then this place is it.


Everything is relatively cheap as you might expect. I booked into a modest, but perfectly clean with all mod cons including TV with BBC 24 and, of course, free wifi, hotel near the central station. It cost RM ( ringit ) 80 per night; that is about US$25. The confusing ‘metro’ systems were equally cheap with most one way journeys costing about RM1 ( 20p ). They made it complicated by fares varying by about RM.10 ( 1 or 2p ) either way so you were always fiddling with very tiny change. Lots of ladies in headscarves serving at ticket kiosks and various other staff as well as many modern ticket machines. It is not efficient, but a system that keeps people employed, and they smile a lot when confronted by a confused tourist.
I set off on foot across the Lake Gardens. My first port of call was the National Museum. I hadn’t planned to go there, and no signs advertised it, but it just appeared as I crossed a busy main road. It was quite interesting with sections on pre-history, pre-colonial, colonial and contemporary. I hadn’t realised that the Portugese ( in 1511 ) followed by the Dutch ( 1641 ) had colonised parts of the area and for longer periods than the Brits who first gained a foot-hold here, in Penang, in 1786. They ( the Brits ) then gained effective control of most of the Malay states by one treaty or another in 1895 and the whole ‘colony’ of Malaya, including the states on Borneo, not until 1930. It was British, with a brief period of enforced ownership by the Japanese, until Independence in 1957. Malayan wealth came originally from tin mining, then also rubber. ( Malaya produced 55% of the world’s tin at the end of the 19th century, and 30% as recently as 1979 ).



Left: Outside the museum, a 1930s fire engine, made in Britain and still in service until the late 1960s. I was tempted to ring the bell.











Right: An original rickshaw. Those were the days, eh? Not only did the idle colonial passenger travel in style and comfort, but the 'driver' kept fit and made money into the bargain; something modern-day fitness fanatics pay fortunes to join vastly expensive 'gyms' to achieve, and then don't even earn money for their pains. Bring back the rickshaw, I say. Charge people to pull the thing!






...and while on the subject of transport, this ( left ) is an original Japanese army bicycle. The sort they pedalled over the causeway on in 1942 to visit Singapore.












Right: An example of some Arabic/Moorish/Muslim architecture. Lots of buildings like this stand alongside high-rise and Malay Kampong styles.









I wandered on in search of the National Monument ( not sign-posted ) and after much quartering the area eventually found it north of the Lake Gardens. I again passed several lost souls poring over misleading maps. It was amusing to compare ideas with people of various nationalities on where we thought we were.

The National Monument ( left ) commemorates all military and police, mainly British but also Commonwealth ( Aussies, Kiwis and Indian predominantly ) and Malayan, of course, who died in WW2 and subsequent conflicts. My interest was locating the plaque in honour of my old army Regiment, the 15th/19th Hussars, which had served here during the ‘emergency’ from 1954-57. Well before my time, I hasten to add.
The inscription on the pedestal of the 'soldiers' statue reads "May the blessings of Allah be upon them". 







The colonade behind the statue had 191 ( yes, I counted them ) plaques of predominantly British regimental and battalion army badges and RAF crests fixed to the ceiling. They were all in surprisingly good nick.















This ( left ) is ours. It will bring back memories to some. 'Merebimur' indeed!










Then on to the KL Tower. This is visible from just about everywhere, until you get close to it. It stands in the middle of a ‘rain forest’ park and zoo smack in the centre, if there is a centre, of the city and then it seems to disappear. I must have walked most of the way around the outside of this park, blinking miles, before I didn’t see where the entrance was and it started to thunder and lightening and rain, heavily. I took refuge in a hotel and watched a rugger match between Ulster and Connaught ( what?! ). Ulster won. The rain stopped eventually and there was just enough daylight left when I eventually found the entrance to the park and tower. A free minibus ride takes people up the last bit of road in the park, all of half a mile; a mere nothing to the distance I had slogged, mostly in the wrong direction, previously.




Right: The KL Tower in Bukit Nanas Forest Reserve Park. It affords excellent views of the city, on the few occasions when the visibility is good. It had just stopped raining when I got there but there was some residual mist and haze.














Left: View north-west over the Petronas Twin Towers. There was an audio guide available on the observation floor of the KL tower, but it was somewhat vague and often referred to places that one could not see. 'Where Things Are in Kuala Lumpur' is a closely guarded secret.











Right: View to the east over the City airport.











Left: View to the west towards the Lake Gardens and National Monument from where I had walked, and then around the park, amongst other unknown places.











Right: The Malaysian flag. This was an enormous one flying in Merdeka Square ( the one in the sort of centre ).











Next stop will be up north at Ipoh and Taiping on further Regimental pilgrimage. This may be of interest to a few old soldiers. Must dash.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

SINGAPORE 1

7th - 10th Nov 2011

Singapore Marina Bay.

Getting out of the docks at Singapore was quite a struggle with all my bags being searched and several passport checks. Can't think why all the hassle as it is normally a formality walking out of a port. I suppose the Singaporeans are concerned about 'things' being smuggled in, or maybe I have started to look guilty. I told them "I've drunk it all, and nothing sharp to declare". They were quite good humoured about it.
Back to civilisation here where, most noticeably, fast broadband internet services are provided just about everywhere free of charge, in marked contrast to NZ and Oz where you are charged just about everywhere between $4 - $6 per hour! A complete rip-off. Some telecom organisation in that part of the world must have a monopoly and is skinning people alive. In most of the far east, much to the advantage of business and private individuals, internet/wifi connection in most hotels and cafes is as automatically and freely available as tap-water and air.


Taxi up to Seletar Hills on the north-east side of the island where I was to be most generously put up by friends David and Louise in their luxurious pad. The taxi drivers in Singapore appear highly efficient and relatively cost effective; certainly cheaper than many places and they really do know where they are going. Left: This is Louise hosing down the dog. David had gone running/drinking with the 'Hash' with which many of you may be familiar. He asked me if I had brought my running kit with me.............!!!???!!!






We went for a walk around some of McRitchie Park. Most pleasant bit of greenery and several monkeys swinging through the trees. They seemed to enjoy teasing the poor dog. I was told when they want to really annoy you they pee on you from up aloft. They must be protected by law.








I spent most of the next day shopping to replen for the onward journeys. Some clothes needed replacing. This is not the first time I have been to Singapore and I was pleasantly reminded of how efficient and comparatively cheap are the city public transport systems. Dropped in out of curiosity at a museum at the Marina Bay where they had a Salvadore Dali exhibition on one level and a Titanic display on another. Photography was prohibited at the Titanic one. So here are some, of many, taken of Mr Dali's efforts.....




.....which were interspersed with sensible comments such as this ( right ). I entirely agree with him.
I hadn't realised that the Titanic had 3 propellers, the main centre one being powered by steam turbine.
I doubt if S Dali Esq. contributed much to the interior design of the Titanic. He might have had something to do with the iceberg I suppose.








.....and loads of large 'works of art' with plenty of melting clocks, drawers, slugs, faceless women, weird and rather rude pictures, and other things which took his fancy. The Titanic exhibition, featuring lots of artefacts recovered from the wreck plus some very realistic 'tableaux' including the 'grand staircase' and palm court orchestra music, was much more to my liking, but no photos because I, unlike some Japanese tourists, was feeling particularly law abiding on this occasion.



I went that night as a guest of David and Louise to a book launch! Never been to one of those before. The book in question was about cooking and Feng Shui; not subjects about which I can boast a huge knowledge. We then went for a magnificent dinner at the elegant Tanglin Club ( another hang-over from the British days ). Best nosh for months.
Period here spent happily idling about and re-grouping. However I am off next, by train, to Kuala Lumpur and stations north on a bit of a pilgrimage to visit some sites connected to my old Regiment, the 15/19 Hussars.

Sunday, 6 November 2011

BRISBANE TO SINGAPORE 3

5th - 7th Nov 2011




 AS CARELIA. SHIP’S LOG (3)




Helmsman in action, Malaysian pilot ( white shirt ) calls heading changes entering Port Tanjung Pelepas.


6th Nov 2011

Posn (0730hrs): At anchor off Singapore. Overcast and humid.
Staggered back on board at about 2000hrs last night after spending some time with the two Incas at the International Seamen’s Centre at Port Tanjung Pelepas. A very smart place run by a most efficient and amusing Danish chap called Karsten. Several beers ( Carlsberg of course ) were consumed amid much jolly banter. I think we then set sail at about midnight and suppose we must have anchored early morning off Singapore having not gone very far. We are due to wait until 2200hrs tonight before moving to dock. Tedious. Surrounded by, after a rough count, 60 other vessels also waiting their turn to off-load, presumably. A sort of marine static ‘holding pattern’. One of the vast new Maersk container ships passed by. To give you a comparison, our little AS Carelia is 227m long with a beam of 30m and carries a max of 2824 containers. The Tanzania is 294m long, beam 32.2m and can carry 4800 containers. This Maersk vessel, Emma, is 420m long, beam 46m and carries a max of 14800 containers. It would not fit down the Panama canal, or any other canal for that matter.


Left: The Maersk Emma, with Inca 1 posing. While we were in the Seaman's Centre in Tanjung Pelepas we were told that Mr Maersk McKinney-Moller, age 98, was alive and well and still working part time at the Maersk HQ in Copenhagen. Hasn't he done well?

We were anchored all day here ( about 10 miles out of Singapore.




Right: This is the ship's radar display ( set on 6nm scale ) heading through the Singapore Strait. Our ship is the white 'concentric circles' marked towards the right side with a projected track 265º. All the yellow blips are ships. They seem to dodge one another somehow, with minimal radio instructions from ashore.









The mess dining room. Someone has been at the Bulgarian 'red wine' by the look of it. They built a small bar here, but it is not used!










7th Nov 2011
We finally docked at Singapore at midnight. I was in bed and rudely awakened at 0130hrs to be told that the immigration official was waiting to stamp my passport in the ship's office! Couldn't he wait until a more sociable hour? No! The ship's officers are somewhat in awe of these officials; I suppose if they do anything to upset the port authorities life could be made very awkward for them, so they grovel. I went back to bed and, after breakfast and saying good-bye to whoever was around ( Cap'n Popeye was asleep ), went ashore. Long walk, no dock bus around, to the main road and taxi to town.
The crew of these ships have it rough nowadays. In the old days, as with airlines, crews used to have a few days if not a week to relax in port and were free to enjoy their stop-overs. Nowadays they are lucky even to be able to get ashore at all. The Carelia is due to leave Singapore at 1500hrs today, sailing back to Auckland. None of the ship's company will have time to go ashore. The ship's officers do this backwards and forwards routine for up to six months at a time before getting a leave period. There is a world shortage of well qualified ships' officers, and I'm not really surprised!




 Right: A distant view of Singapore city.












Left: 'Take-off' from Port Tanjung Pelepas. One tug pulls at the front, the other pushes at the back ( sorry, I mean bow and stern ). Similar in reverse on 'landing' except they use the bow propeller to move the front end.










 So, another few seas crossed....I'm getting the hang of this seafaring business but still haven't seen a one-legged crewman with a parrot on his shoulder, or a ship's steward I can call 'Jim laaad' for that matter.

Not sure how I will be spending the next 10 days before the ship leaves from Tanjung Pelepas....but have no fear, you will read about it here if you are in the slightest interested. I am just off to get a 'briefing' and some local advice from an ex-army chum up in Seletar. TTFN.




Friday, 4 November 2011

BRISBANE TO SINGAPORE 2

27th Oct - 5th Nov 2011



AS CARELIA. SHIP’S LOG (2)

Cap'n Popeye at the helm

27th Oct
Posn (1000hrs): 15º55’S 145º28’E. Tk 342º. Sp 19.8kts
Sea State: Calm, and it’s getting warm again.
Steaming up past Cairns towards the Cape York Peninsular. Pilot came aboard because we will be going ‘inside’ the Great Barrier Reef and lots of steering around many coral reefs required. Within a few miles of the coast and some internet connection in mid-morning ( via telstra wifi device ), and again early afternoon. Amazing! Pilot ( called Morgan ) is a French/Lebanese guy from Melbourne. Very chatty and has a son who will possibly be in the Australian Olympic kayaking team. Lots of bits of atoll plus other ships and yachts around which makes a change.
Bed, and hope we don’t hit a reef overnight!

Gonzalo ( Inca 2, cadet ) and Ivan ( 3rd Mate, Bulgaria )

28th Oct
Posn (0700hrs): 10º33’S 142º02E. Tk Various N & W. Sp 16.0kts
Sea State: Calm, and it’s getting very warm.
Ship has slowed down and lots of course change instructions from the pilot. Dodging around reefs and islands in the Torres Strait. Prince of Wales Island to port, Papua New Guinea to starboard, Booby Island directly ahead. Pilot told me that the Japs lost a lot of ships around here in WW2. Not surprised. Also informed that the legal requirement is only 1 metre of water below our keel, and that is what we have right now! Seems a narrow margin to me.
Pilot taken off at 0900hrs, and we steam on westwards.

Helmsman, Ivan, Popeye, Morgan ( pilot ), Inca 2
29th Oct
Posn: (1000hrs): 9º37’S 134º25’E. Tk 281º. Sp 16.2kts
Sea State: Calm. Blue skies and v. warm.
Now into the Arafura Sea and heading towards East Timor. Slowish speed because we are a little ahead of schedule. I have noticed recently that the Peruvian cadets, Felix and Gonzalo, both seem to be a bit sullen and ‘down’. There must be a morale problem here and they don’t look as if they are enjoying their work much. I can never remember which one is which so I call them Inca 1 and Inca 2. New record for speed eating; the 3rd Mate ( Ivan, Bulgarian ) did breakfast of 4 sausages and a large omelette plus orange juice, including saying ‘good appetite’, from sitting down to getting up, in 1 min 48 secs. This is World Class stuff.
Unannounced barbeque at 1800hrs! At least I wasn’t informed until I went down for supper. I might have made other plans for all they knew! Good BBQ on stern main deck with all ship’s ( non-dry for the evening ) company present. Hopefully someone was left on the bridge, but I couldn’t work out who. Good nosh and unlimited beer provided plus a supply of vodka doled out by Cap’n Popeye himself. A jolly gathering. As far as I know nobody fell overboard ( too easy done if you ask me and nobody would notice for ages, probably days in my case, if ever! ).

Inca 1 ( Felix ), Inca 2 ( Gonzalo ) and 2nd Mate ( Andrija, Montenegro ) at the barbeque.


Alexander ( electrician, Russia ), Maxim ( 3rd engineer, Russia ) at the barbeque.

30th Oct 2011
Posn (1000hrs): 8º27’S 127º38’E. Tk 280º. Sp 15.6kts
Sea State: Calm. Blue skies and warm.
Approaching East Timor, 20 miles away and in sight. Course will take us just north around Timor between various islands into the Banda Sea. At breakfast Cap’n Popeye, who still doesn’t eat with us, visited the mess/dining room and had a heated discussion with Felix ( Inca 1 ) about a work related matter ( not clear what ) and apologised for some misunderstanding. Inca 1 sort of ‘accepted’ his apology in a rather begrudging fashion. Of course I didn’t ask what exactly, but suspect it concerned the recent Inca discontent.

Pilot ( Morgan, the charming Lebanese Aussie ) being taken off somewhere past the Great Barrier Reef,  beyond Cape York.

31st Oct 2011
Posn (0930hrs): 7º49’S 121º42’E. Tk 273º/283º. Sp 20.3kts
Sea State: Glass Calm. Sunny.
Passing from Banda Sea into Flores Sea 30nm north of the island of Flores. Saw another ship on the horizon. I have worked out that from the bridge, on a clear day, it is possible to see another ship of our size ( with binos ) on the horizon at about 15nm. Rest of the day same-same. Food is not too bad and we are always supplied with a large jug of some pink coloured sweet ‘juice’ at mealtimes. It has become affectionately known as Bulgarian red wine. The jug of water being the Bulgarian white wine.

Passing a yacht near the Great Barrier Reef, north of Cairns.
1st Nov 2011
Posn (1000hrs): 5º55’S 114º40’E. Tk 286º. Sp 15.3kts
Sea State: Calm. Sunny and warm.
Entering the Java Sea, north of Bali and south of Borneo ( not in sight of land ) in an area with a few colourful fishing boats. At least I assume they are fishing boats. Incas are still rather withdrawn. Had a kip this afternoon to recover from all the hard work, otherwise same-same.

Another oncoming vessel in the Arafura Sea. The shipping got busy after this.
2nd Nov 2011
Posn (1000hrs): 2º26’S 109º04’E. Tk 328º. Sp 15.1kts
Sea State: Calm. Overcast.
West of Ketopang, Borneo and east of Pulau Belitung island. More ships, barges and boats of all sizes and description in the area; it’s getting quite busy and Cap’n Popeye on bridge keeping a close eye out. Inca 2 on bridge, as always. His job, it seems, is continually to update the charts ( like updating the ‘Jepps’ on aircraft ). After lunch Alexander, the sociable Russian electrician, took me on a guided tour of the engine decks. Bloody hot and noisy down there, and I’ve seen it before ( on Tanzania ), but it passed the time pleasantly. 

In the engine control room. Inca 1 ( Felix, cadet), me, boiler man, 3rd Engineer  (Maxim), 2nd Engineer (Miroslav).
The top of the 7 piston engine. Hot and noisy.

3rd Nov 2011
Posn (0900hrs): 1º34’N 104º47’E. Tk 272. Sp 15.0kts
Sea State: Calm. Overcast, drizzle, mist.
Approaching the Singapore Strait. Lots of shipping about and close watch being kept on bridge. I haven’t a clue how they avoid each other. I asked, but got a fairly vague answer from 3rd Mate, and Cap’n Popeye. Apparently there are rules, but they are flexible! I’m none the wiser. We are due to dock at Port Kelang at 0400hrs tomorrow.

To give an idea of the size; spare piston and cylinder behind.

The four main generators.
4th Nov 2011
Posn: Port Kelang. Overcast and some light drizzle.
Woke up to find that we had indeed docked. There seemed to be some uncertainty as to when we were due to set sail again. I was advised it might be sooner than scheduled and, seeing as how it is a long way to the ‘town’, going ashore was not advised. As it happened they got all the relevant containers off and on quickly ( we are not in Le Havre here, the Malays work for a living ) and we set sail again at 1330hrs. Next stop Tanjung Pelepas sometime tomorrow.

Another barbecue pic. The main social event of the voyage!

5th Nov 2011
Posn (0730hrs): Docked Tanjung Pelepas. Overcast, hot and humid.
If you are not sure where this place is, it is in Malaysia only about 30 nm up the west coast from Singapore. After some confusion as to whether we could 'go ashore' or not, because none of the 'officers' had been ashore at this port before, it was unilaterally decided we could. Our stop-over here is quite long; due to sail again at 0200hrs tomorrow. Strange thing about a lot of these ex-soviets; they don't like to ask questions and they don't like to give information. They 'follow orders'. I suspect it's a hangover from the communist days. As a result they never find out what is available. It took myself and one of the Incas to ask a Malaysian stevedore to locate a dockyard bus to take us to the docks' shopping area from where I write this. 
Due to anchor off Singapore tomorrow morning. Being the very busy port area that it is we cannot be sure when we will be allowed to dock. Their are 'schedules', rather like airline 'slots', but these can change.
So, the action or lack of it will continue, hopefully, in Singapore tomorrow. I have until the 17th Nov to kill in this part of the world when the next ship leaves from Tanjung Pelepas........Stand-by! 



Wednesday, 26 October 2011

TAXIS

Time to kill..........!


TAXIS

Taxis can be the bane of a traveller’s life. The sad fact is they are are an unwelcome necessity in most parts of the world and, especially in less developed countries, they pose both financial and even physical risks. Don’t get me wrong, some taxi drivers are decent, charming and helpful, and provide a totally honest and cost-effective service. I met one once. 
In essence there are two types of taxi; metered and unmetered, as well as two types of driver; honest and dishonest. The main problem is that once you are inside a taxi you are virtually a prisoner of the driver and utterly at his ( or her ) mercy. This problem is magnified in a location with which you are unfamiliar and not able to speak the local lingo.
I have experienced taxi drivers who, in a metered taxi, wilfully drive around in circles or take an excessively long route to bump up the fare and if you are new to the area probably have no idea that they are doing it. Similarly I have been ‘robbed’ in unmetered taxis that charge, on arrival, exhorbitant rates.
There are also those completely ‘bandit’ taxis that abduct their unsuspecting victims who are then taken to an out of the way location where they are met by a gang and robbed of all their possessions and/or even escorted to an ATM and forced, on pain of death, to empty their entire bank accounts.
Even safe, officially licensed and metered black cabs in London, for example, operating entirely legitimately, piss me off when, on a short journey made necessary by by the fact that you have heavy luggage, they take 45 minutes to travel 1 mile of which 30 minutes is spent static in traffic jams, road works or traffic lights watching the meter clicking up the fare like a geiger-counter at Chernobyl and the smile on the driver’s face.
I think I have been ripped off by enough taxi drivers by now to compile a list of  guide lines. So, at the risk of teaching grannies to suck eggs:
  1. Avoid using taxis if at all possible.
  2. In strange countries only take taxis from official sites at stations and airports or order them from hotels or restaurants. If in doubt consult an information desk at said establishments.
  3. In any potentially ‘dodgy’ city never flag down a taxi in the street. ( potential abduction danger here esp. in places like Mexico City ).
  4. Before using any taxi in an unfamiliar area, check your map to get a rough idea of the route and distance.
  5. In unmetered taxis ensure that you agree a price, and write it down if possible, before getting in, or putting your bags in for that matter. Make sure you establish which currency is being quoted. ( I was quoted a price of ‘100’ when in Peru. I assumed 100 soles ( about $20 ), but the driver was expecting $100! ).
  6. In metered taxis get a street map out and, even if you don’t know where you are, make the driver aware that you are taking an interest in his route.
  7. On arrival at airports, when feasible, go to ’departures’ to get a taxi. They will have dropped someone off and will normally offer a much cheaper price to go back to town than the ‘rip-off’ boys at ‘arrivals’. 
  8. If you do have to use airport ‘arrivals’ taxis beware the pesky hustlers who pester you with with an ‘official’ taxi price list. They are probably also wearing an ‘official’ badge or something. These props are pure bullshit and they will swindle you. Check at an official information desk to get a rough guide as to a realistic price and where the official airport taxis are located.
  9. Do not ‘share’ a taxi with seemingly obliging locals. You could become their victim.
  10. Taxi drivers never carry change for large denomination bank notes. Make sure you have plenty of small money to pay ( plus a tip if you are well served or as a matter of course in the USA ).
  11. When you ask an Asian taxi driver “do you know the way to...?”, their answer is invariably “yes”. This does not necessarily mean he knows the way at all. He probably can’t even speak English. He says “yes” because he heard you speaking to him and he has learnt that replying “yes” to any comment  by a ‘farang’ satisfies the customer more effectively than saying “no”. 
  12. Lastly, use your ‘antennae’ to judge the appearance of the taxi and the demeanour of it’s driver. Don’t forget that the aim of the driver is to get you inside the cab and then remove as much money from your wallet as possible. If you have any doubts, don’t use it. Once inside it is too late.

BEWARE TAXIS
PS. In many parts of the world, especially in Australasia and Birmingham, taxi companies are staffed almost entirely by Indians. Nothing wrong with that and some of them ( I met a decent one in Adelaide ) give an excellent service. I merely note that while Americans, Islamists and maybe the Chinese struggle for control of the world and it’s resources, the Indians will be happy just to control all the world’s taxis.

BRISBANE TO SINGAPORE 1

15th - 27th Oct

Just steaming up the Cap York Peninsular, near to the coast and have picked up, temporarily, a bit if WiFi coverage. Probably won't last long....so transmitting the Ship's Log, so far.




AS CARELIA. SHIP’S LOG.
15th Oct
Arrived at the security gate at Patrick’s Terminal in Brisbane Port at 1630hrs after a 30 minute unsolicited unguided tour of the whole port area by my Indian taxi driver who had said before setting out ‘of course’ he knew where to go. Stupidly I believed him. It was apparent fairly early on that he hadn’t a bleedin’ clue where he was going. He even refused to stop to ask for directions; below his dignity to do so, I suppose. He, and his meter, confronted me with a bill for $48. I told him it should be less than half that because most of the journey was spent doing U turns or in reverse. He just vobbled his head at me. I told him he was a bandit and paid up with bad grace to avoid even more delay and possible violence. The fat security guard and his mate on the gate did not improve matters by being rather rude and telling me to hurry up! I think I’ve had it up to hear with Aussie petty officialdom, frankly.
Onto the AS Carelia ( I think the AS bit is to do with the owners, Christian F Ahrenkiel ). It is another container ship along the same lines as the others I have travelled on. I was introduced briefly to the skipper, a small dumpy little Bulgarian, Captain Alexey Popov. He seemed cheerful and pleasant enough and wished me well and hoped I had everything I needed. I think I will call him Cap’n Popeye.
Shown up to my cabin, on D deck ( that’s two down from the bridge deck, five up from the main deck  ), which was pleasant enough with a day-room, bedroom, bathroom and two forward facing windows( not even blocked by containers ), so no complaints there. The only thing missing, which all the other ships had, was an ‘entertainments’ system - DVD player etc. I can live happily without that.
I discovered at supper that I am the only passenger and the ship’s officers are all ex-Eastern Bloc, i.e. Russian, Bulgarian, Croatian, Montenegran etc. I am prepared for another fairly ‘spartan’ and monosyllabic journey. At least the nosh at supper was quite good, so hopefully they have a trained cook this time.
What I wasn’t prepared for is that this shipping company runs ‘DRY SHIPS’! I read their ‘alcohol and drugs policy’ on the ship’s notice board which stated that none of the crew will take, or consume, alcohol on board. I see a ‘loophole’ here, because I am not crew; however, the Captain’s ‘slopchest’, that merciful provider of alcoholic beverages on the other vessels, will not be well stocked, if at all. I have a feeling that I face a dry journey at least as far as Auckland ( 4 days ). Barely survivable. We are due to arrive there for a day’s stop-over on the night of the 19th.
They have a TV in the mess and it managed to pick up the Aussie sports channel which showed the RWC semi-final between Wales and France ( probably the last game I will see ). I don’t suppose I am the only person that reckons the poor Welsh was robbed! I doubt if that Irish ref will be holidaying in Wales anytime soon.
So to bed.
16th Oct
The ship sailed late at 0600hrs ( I thought I hadn’t felt much movement last night ). Calm seas. So far.
Onwards to Auckland. I put in an ‘experimental’ order from the slopchest. I noted that the list of goodies on sale included wine and beer. I was informed by the 3rd Mate ( Ivan, Russian ) that it is out of date and there is indeed no alcohol in stock. He was most apologetic. My fears have been realised. At least there will be the opportunity to replen in Auckland. 
The ship and it’s routine is the same as all previous. I am now conditioned to ‘soviet’ crews. They are perfectly polite but very monosyllabic, even amongst themselves. They treat a meal purely as a refuelling function. No talk, down food quick and go. When I say they eat quickly, I mean very quickly. With nothing much else to do I started to time them. The record so far was at  lunch ( soup followed by chicken with rice ); 3mins 45 secs held by the 1st Mate. The officer compliment is the Cap’n ( Popeye ), plus 1st ( Chief Officer ), 2nd and 3rd Mates, Chief Engineer plus 2nd and 3rd Engineers and an Electrician. There are also two Peruvian ‘officer cadets’ on board ( slave labour I suspect ). One an engineer, the other a ‘deck officer’ trainee, doing their sea experience bit. They are rather more talkative.
I wandered the ship, did some laundry, read books and fiddled about doing such things as writing this. One is not exactly overwhelmed with arduous duties.
17th Oct
I realised that I had not set eyes on Cap’n Popeye since first boarding. He doesn’t appear to turn up for meals in the ‘mess’ and he wasn’t on the bridge on the occasions I went up there. Curious. Have they left him behind?
The electrician ( Alexander, Russian ) said ‘hello’ to me at supper. He is obviously the loquacious one. 
By evening the sea was beginning to get a little rough.
18th Oct
The sea state is now what might be described as a ‘moderate swell’. Enough to make you sway a little bit when walking and roll from side to side in bed. Nothing too uncomfortable and I think ( touching wood ) that I am not too susceptible to sea sickness......at least I haven’t felt any bad effects so far.
The Peruvian cadets are proving reasonably chatty company at mealtimes. One of them was quite interested in my Peru trip, but not very.
The 1st Mate ( Dani from Croatia ) still holds the meal eating time record. The average time, not including me, for consumption ( sitting down to getting up ) is, so far, 7 mins 35 secs.
Established my challenging routine: 0730hrs breakfast. 0900hrs visit bridge. 1200hrs lunch. 1300hrs visit bridge. 1400hrs stroll around deck. 1500hrs kip.1730hrs supper. Whenever..bed. Luckily I now have a new ( cheap ) computer, but no internet on board, and plenty of books to read. 
19th Oct
The sea was quite rough overnight. Not easy to sleep when you are rolling back and forth and being nearly tipped onto the floor. Presumably that is why hammocks were so popular. Passing Cape Reinga at dawn ( the Maori extra-spiritual place and area for sandboarding I remember so well ). We slowed down and generally drifted towards Auckland. Finally went into port at about 2230hrs that night. Still no sign of Cap’n Popeye. 
20th Oct
Walked from port to town. It is about the only port that I have so far been to that is within walking distance of the city hence not at the mercy of bandido taxi drivers. Plenty of walking around, had a good lunch and doing odd jobs. Most importantly raided, at vast cost, a ‘bottle shop’ ( wine shop ) as the Aussies and Kiwis call them. Staggered back to the ship doing my impression of a decrepit water-carrier and clanked my way up the gangway. Phew! We sail for the port of Tauranga ( not far south of Auckland on the Bay of Plenty ) later tonight.
21st Oct
At anchor off Tauranga for most of the day. I didn’t realise that these ships have to pay to anchor, like a parking fee. I also hadn’t realised until I bought a newspaper ( weekly Telegraph ) in Auckland that a fellow container ship, the Rena, had run aground on a reef near here last week and was leaking oil ( it is about 5 miles SE of us and just visible ) or that Bruce Forsyth had been knighted. At last, bumped into Cap’n Popeye. We met on the bridge. He is a remarkably jolly and pleasant little Bulgarian. I learnt that he takes all his meals in his cabin and occasionally ventures out on to the bridge. I was invited by him later that evening to come up to the bridge to watch the harbour ‘pilot’ guide the ship into dock. Passengers are not normally allowed onto the bridge during this delicate operation. Tauranga has a very narrow entrance between a large hill and the opposite shore. We squeezed through smoothly into the port, did a 180 degree turn and docked, assisted by tugs and the ‘bow thruster’ prop, with not even a bump. A good landing and impressive to watch. These boys know what they are doing ( with the possible exception of the crew of the Rena! ). Beer and bed.
22nd Oct
No time to go ashore. We set sail at 1100hrs. Next stop Singapore. I realised that I had forgotten that the second RWC semi-final was on last night! I mistakenly thought it was tonight. Bugger! I could have watched it on ship’s TV. Now definitely no more TV until Singapore 16 days away. I hope my drink supply lasts! Left the Tauranga area without running aground. Waved to the Rena. Onwards onwards.
23rd Oct
Posn (1000hrs): 32º46’S 170º50’E. Tk 301º. Sp 17.8kts.
Sea State: Calm. No chance of TV reception for the RWC final; we will be well out in the Tasman sea. Cap’n Popeye into hiding again. 
24th Oct
Posn (1000hrs): 28º46’S 163º20’E. Tk 303º. Sp 17.6kts.
Sea State: Calm.
Met Popeye on the bridge. We had a good chat about Bulgaria. I had to get my atlas out to find out where it was. He said he had ordered some beer and wine, especially for me, while we were in Auckland. I felt duty bound to buy it, and there was quite a lot. I now have far more than even I can consume between here and Singapore. I will have to arrange a ‘drinks party’ in my cabin at some stage, but as none of the crew are allowed to drink it will have to be a ‘virtual’ one. I will have to play the part of host and all the ‘guests’. 
25th Oct
Posn (1000hrs): 25º03’S 156º35’E. Tk 301º. Sp 19.0kts
Sea State: Calm. Learnt from ship’s news service that the score was NZ 8 FR 7 and that it was a good game. Also learnt that we will be calling in at Port Kelang and then Tanjung Pelepas in Malaya before Singapore. No, I don’t know where they are either.
26th Oct
Posn (0930hrs): 21º15’S 150º12’E. Tk 322º. Sp 18.0kts
Sea State: Flat Calm. Waterskiing conditions. We are now entering the Coral Sea up towards NE coast of Oz. Overtook an other ship this morning; a bulk fuel carrier caller River Embley, and yet another ship passed us in opposite direction. So much action and excitement I can hardly contain myself. 

27th Oct
Just woken up. We seem to be passing close to the shore up the Cape York Peninsula north of Cairns. Discovered a WiFi signal from onshore which probably won't last....so dashing this off to keep you bored. Maybe more to follow if the signal holds.......